The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week’s great tweets, threads and other posts from women, and then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups. Sign up for our Funniest Tweets of the Week newsletter here.
This Week's Funniest Tweets From Women
Here are the top tweets from women that had us laughing out loud this week:
- Kayla (@luv2read13): “having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve”
- MJ (@morganisawizard): “begging people in colorado to stop naming their dog ‘bear’ and yelling after them in the woods”
- Katie (@ALadyNamedKatie): “When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things”
- ally (@missmayn): “boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.”
- georgia (@adatarg): “happy for the bralette girlies but some of us require load bearing architecture”
- Cara Lisette (@CaraLisette): “Can’t believe when I was a teenager I actually paid for ringtones, I’d set fire to my phone if it made a noise now”
- Lyn? (@_ayandamay): “Yesterday I saw a bird with a worm at 4pm. Don’t ever let anyone tell you you have to get up early...”
- Soleil (@soleiljolina): “I don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about them again like a sleeper agent”
- Daniella (@DaniellaMazzio): “I did not know Emma Chamberlain was an influencer nor American I just thought she was one of those British actors they invented for the latest Game of Thrones spin off”
- jess jordan on kendall’s phone (@buttcasino): “my cousin had a string quartet play at his wedding and right before the ceremony started my uncle says [basically at normal speaking volume too loud for a church] I feel like I'm on the fucking titanic”
- miia (@miiagarro): “no i don’t want your man. i’m not even sure why you want your man”
- SSGoodGirl (@USSGoodGirl): “Whenever I hear about a new disease I look it up to see if I have the symptoms, but as soon as I get to “unexplained weight loss” I know I’m safe.”
- Alice Mills (@millsalice144): “I keep buying leeks because I have too many potatoes. Then I keep buying more potatoes because I have too many leeks. It's a vichyssoise cycle.”
- Kam (@PatsKam): “I don’t get why I can’t eat off the kids menu AND order a margarita. I got a tiny tummy & big problems.”
- Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats): “This is what my mom wore to work from Ann Taylor in 1998.”
- Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates): “it would take a fortnight to explain so never mind.”
These tweets showcase the sharp, relatable humor that women bring to the internet every day. From everyday observations to witty commentary on life, these posts are sure to make you smile. Check back next week for more funnies!
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