Trump's Milk Rally & Greenland Bid Mocked by Daily Show's Klepper
Daily Show Mocks Trump's Milk Focus Amid Greenland Push

Correspondent for The Daily Show, Jordan Klepper, delivered a sharp critique of former President Donald Trump this week, targeting what he described as a baffling set of priorities. The comedian's Thursday night segment focused on two contrasting events from the Trump administration: a ceremonial bill signing promoting milk and escalating threats to acquire Greenland.

Oval Office Becomes Dairy Promotion Stage

The comedic commentary was sparked by a scene in the Oval Office earlier in the week. Just before signing a bill that allows school cafeterias to once again serve whole and 2% milk, Trump offered enthusiastic praise for the dairy beverage. A glass of milk was prominently displayed as a prop on the historic Resolute Desk during the event.

Klepper wondered aloud, "How are these people intolerant of everything except lactose?" He used the moment to lampoon the administration's focus, suggesting Trump was being "laser-focused on the issues that matter most" with this dairy-centric pep rally.

Greenland Grab Overshadowed by Moo Juice

The milk bill signing occurred on the same day Trump significantly ramped up his public campaign to acquire Greenland. On social media, he declared that "anything less" than gaining control of the semiautonomous Danish territory would be "unacceptable."

This stance led to a diplomatic impasse. Following a White House meeting with Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Denmark's Foreign Minister, Lars Løkke Rasmussen, stated that he and Trump maintained a "fundamental disagreement" over the future of the Arctic island. In a show of solidarity with Denmark, several European nations have since deployed troops to Greenland.

A "Strange Mixture" of Presidential Priorities

Klepper seized on the juxtaposition of these two events to critique the Trump administration's agenda. He characterized its operations as exhibiting a "strange mixture" of focus, quipping that it resembled "some hybrid of war planes and clown cars."

The comedian also addressed frequent comparisons of Trump to Adolf Hitler made by political opponents and even his own vice president. "But I'm pretty sure Hitler never took a break from invading Poland to be like, 'Today, I just want to talk about milk! It does oot very good!'" Klepper exclaimed, breaking into a brief Hitler impression for emphasis.

The segment underscored the surreal nature of a presidency that could pivot from geopolitical land grabs to championing dairy products within the same news cycle, leaving comedians and observers alike to question the overarching strategy.