Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel delivered a scathing and humorous critique of former President Donald Trump's recent Cabinet gathering, which was characterized by effusive praise from his advisors. The event, held on Tuesday, became prime material for Kimmel's comedic commentary on his show.
Kimmel's Scathing Critique of Cabinet Praise
Opening his segment, Kimmel didn't hold back, comparing the quality of Trump's Cabinet to furniture from a popular Swedish retailer. "They have better quality cabinets at IKEA," he quipped. The comedian sarcastically noted that the Cabinet was "crushing it" in what he referred to as the president's second term, a jab at Trump's post-election narrative.
After running through a list of scandals that have touched various Trump administration officials, Kimmel suggested their flattery was so thorough it was as if they were ensuring "the president's colonoscopy didn't miss anything." He then aired clips from the actual meeting to underscore his point.
High Praise from Trump's Officials
The clips featured prominent figures offering glowing testimonials. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth stated, "Spirit in our ranks since the election under President Trump is unprecedented, I've never seen anything like it as a soldier myself in uniform."
Similarly, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent looked ahead, saying, "I think 2026 is going to be great for the American people thanks to you." These statements provided the perfect setup for Kimmel's own brand of absurdist humor.
Admiral Kimmel's 'Medical Report'
The highlight of the monologue was a pre-recorded sketch where Kimmel edited himself into the meeting as "Admiral James C. Kimmel." In the spoof, he claimed to have had the "privilege" of attending the president's MRI.
"I got a peek under the paper gown and wowza, made me wish I could switch places with Melania for a night, you know what I'm saying?" Kimmel's fictional admiral began. He continued with over-the-top reverence, exclaiming, "God bless you, sir! God bless you as he hath already blessed your magnificent man beef."
The sketch culminated in a toast that left nothing to the imagination: "To the president's penis!" This segment exemplified Kimmel's approach to political satire, using blunt and ridiculous humor to critique the sycophantic tone of the event.
The full monologue, which aired on Tuesday night, is available for viewers to watch, offering a comprehensive look at Kimmel's take on one of the week's most talked-about political moments.