Desi Lydic expressed skepticism on Wednesday regarding a CNN report claiming that “the U.S. and Iran are closing in on a one-page memo to end the war.” The original report, attributed to unnamed officials and confirmed by a Pakistani source, caught the “Daily Show” host off guard.
Lydic Questions the Memo
“I’m sorry, a one-page memo?” she said. “How can Trump end a war with less paperwork than it took to end my Planet Fitness membership?” Lydic then asked to see a copy of the memo.
The show displayed a rudimentary survey signed by Trump with the question, “Do you like me?” and boxes marked YES or NO. “I dunno, is that really him?” she asked. The visual zoomed out to reveal the poll was placed within the women’s body outline that Trump allegedly sketched for Jeffrey Epstein in a suggestive birthday note.
“Yes, OK, that’s him. That’s definitely him,” Lydic confirmed.
Final Zinger
The comedian aimed one last jab at the supposedly pending pact: “Now, obviously this is far from a done deal, because Iran does not seem to trust Donald Trump. Some say that’s because Trump famously never honors his agreements, while others say, ‘Yep, that’s it, what the first guy said.’”



