Relationships are full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow, couples on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of being in love. Every week, we round up the funniest posts from people on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:
In-Laws and Technology
Helping your in-laws fix their iPhone problems is just like feeding a stray cat, if you do it once they will keep coming back for more.
— krista (@kristabellerina) May 22, 2026
DIY vs. Professional Help
me: I think we need to get a new air conditioner installed
my husband, a humanities professor: is it something I could just do?
me: — meghan (@deloisivete) May 23, 2026
Dr Pepper Drama
Found a perfectly sealed 12 pack of Dr Pepper outside the grocery store but my wife would not let me take it and now I know how our dog feels
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) April 24, 2026
Intellectual Boyfriend
My boyfriend is an intellectual pic.twitter.com/00aXydxxmu
— staxxx? (@papiwontmiss) May 19, 2026
Vegas Makeout
Last night my husband and I saw a couple making out in an aisle at a mini-mart in Las Vegas, and my husband looked at them, then back at me, and said, “Those people must be on ecstasy because this is not a place I would choose to make out, right here.”
— Amanda Fortini (@amandafortini) May 24, 2026
Drunk Text
Last night my husband was drunk and he texts me this. pic.twitter.com/FACtYD6zMI
— staxxx? (@papiwontmiss) May 20, 2026
Beret Money
Begging my wife for more beret money pic.twitter.com/xOLXKpW8cu
— 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) May 20, 2026
Grocery Order Shenanigans
me: I am doing a grocery order, do you need anything
husband: no
***
me: I am going to pick up the grocery order
husband: chips
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 20, 2026
UPS Check-In
My wife did not order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we are okay.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) May 25, 2026
Toilet Paper Logic
Men are interesting because they will not put a new toilet paper roll on the holder, but they will switch it to the correct orientation if someone puts it on backwards.
— krista (@kristabellerina) May 26, 2026
Vacation Cameo
I love going on vacation with my wife’s family. I do not want to be a series regular. I wanna be a special guest star.
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) May 26, 2026
Dog Blame Game
One of the many benefits of having a dog is blaming him for eating my husband’s fries when he leaves the room.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) May 20, 2026
