The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week's great tweets, threads and other posts from women, and then visit our 'Funniest Tweets From Women' page for past roundups. Sign up for our Funniest Tweets of the Week newsletter here.
This Week's Funniest Tweets From Women
April Clark (@autogynefiles) kicked off the week with a relatable work complaint: 'My toxic boss is workbombing me.' Trash jones (@jzux) quipped about the eternal struggle: 'can my boyfriend come? can my flesh-eating virus come.' Nithya Shri (@Nithya_Shrii) noted the universal truth: 'Why do blankets become 10x more comfortable when you actually need to wake up.'
Erika (@yeeeerika) suggested a seasonal scream: 'let's join the cicadas this summer and scream.' Kiwi (@ChineseCheese) coined a new relationship term: 'Eating-speed gap relationship.' Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) warned about wedding speeches: 'when a wedding speech has "but in all seriousness" u know it's time to stop laughing and lock the fuck in.'
Sgb (@sadgirlyboss) captured the anxiety of modern texting: 'the human brain was not designed to know when someone is typing… then stopping… then typing again.' Chase (@_chase_____) celebrated the power of punctuality: 'being the first one to arrive at the function is so powerful. suddenly everyone's texting you their eta like ur their king.'
Lisa (@lisathebeauty1) lamented a classic adulting fail: 'Missing garbage day gotta be the biggest L in adulthood.' Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) shared a hilarious wedding RSVP: 'Someone at the wedding we went to yesterday put on their RSVP that they were allergic to "hazelnuts and weak willed men" and I'm still laughing about it.'
Cartoons Hate Her! (@CartoonsHateHer) posted a sweet sibling moment: 'I will never have a friendship like the one I have with my brother.' Claire de Lune (@ClaireMPLS) called out self-checkout incompetence: 'i'm just gonna say it: some of yall aren't qualified for self checkout. if you don't have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin.'
Bonita Aplomb (@OKen_Ishii) observed: 'It does seem like people come to the airport to cough as much as they can.'
