The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week's great tweets, threads and other posts from women, and then visit our 'Funniest Tweets From Women' page for past roundups. Sign up for our Funniest Tweets of the Week newsletter here.
Vampire Landlord Dilemma
Keara Sullivan posed a pressing question: 'I live in an apartment that I rent. If I wanted to invite a Vampire into my home, would I be able to? Or would he have to go through my landlord, the legal owner, in order to enter?'
Salt Daddy vs. Sugar Daddy
Ema offered a new take on the classic sugar daddy: 'sugar daddy: I'm gonna spoil you. salt daddy: I'm gonna preserve you.'
Next-Door Fight Commentary
Dana Donnelly shared her hot take: 'If you're the couple who lives next door to me it's fine for you to fight really loudly as long as you enunciate your words really clearly so I can decide for myself who I think is winning.'
Recipe Comment Frustration
Ashley Reese expressed her annoyance: 'I hate when I see a good recipe on Instagram and the caption is like "Comment YUMMY to get the recipe in your inbox : D" and I'm out here commenting "Yummy" like a fucking tool.'
Class of 2010 Spelling
Lyn? took a jab at the Class of 2010: 'I'll never forgive Class of 2010 for being able to spell "SEN10RS" like that....'
Intellectual Boyfriend
Staxxx? shared a photo with the caption: 'My boyfriend is an intellectual.'
Math Pretending
Nithya Shri admitted: 'If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.'
Grandma Name Suggestions
Chase proposed a new naming trend: 'Why do grandmas always insist on being called something cutesy like "gigi" or "bunny" when they could instead instill fear with a name like "blade" or "night fury" or "The Reaper"?'
Chill Until Irritated
Hera defined her chill level: 'I'd say I am pretty chill as long as I don't get irritated in any form whatsoever.'
Apple a Day Revelation
Roxy Demento had a lightbulb moment: 'I just read something about how much fiber is in an apple and thought, "wow I should eat an apple every day." I wonder if anyone else has thought about doing this to keep the doctor away.'
Realizing You're a Listener
Yimika| observed: 'Whenever I'm with real yappers I realize I might actually be a listener.'
Cambridge Mom Wisdom
Sophia overheard a Cambridge mom speaking to a wailing baby: 'Look darling this is a problem of your own making.'
Gender Neutral Names
LJ ? critiqued gender neutral baby names: 'I've noticed all the "gender neutral" baby names are just boys names. Miller, James, Blake, Noah. Call me when there's a boy Jessica thanks.'
Underwear Uniform
Natasha Huckfield shared her husband's reaction to buying a dozen identical undies: 'Him: Why did you buy so many of the same colour? People will think I don't change my underwear!!! Me: Which people?!'
