Kids may say the darndest things, but parents post about them in the funniest ways. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms like X, Threads, and Bluesky to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch.
True Love and Teenagers
Simon Holland shared a relatable moment: "True love is waiting in a drive thru line for 23 minutes so your teenage daughter can get some drink called a pink mermaid fizz with coconut cold foam."
Creative Kids
"It's fun having kids with creative minds that never stop because they will decide to create a concoction in the kitchen and then it becomes your project," wrote redyellowgreendance.
Newborn Feeding Schedule
Lurkin' Mom joked: "Newborn babies need to eat every two hours, but the feeding schedule gets a little easier once they turn 18 and move out of the house supposedly."
Teenagers and Alarms
Dustin Nickerson quipped: "If you love listening to someone sleep through an alarm, I highly recommend parenting teenagers."
Threats from a Three-Year-Old
Aunty Mariah recounted: "Told my 3yo he couldn't have a candy before bedtime and he told me he's not praying for me."
Sleepless Nights
Hollie Harris shared a conversation: "Me: Another sleepless night. Friend: I thought your youngest kid hasn't been waking up and interrupting your sleep in the middle of the night for a long time now? Me: It's me. I'm the problem now."
Sleeping In
meghan admitted: "I told the kids to let me sleep in but I forgot to tell myself."
Power Outage
Dadman Walking posted: "The power is out. Please keep my kids in your thoughts during this very difficult time."
For more laughs, follow these parents on Threads: @snarkypedsmom, @clhubes, @oneawkwardmom, @kirklandsignaturedad, @elleunchained, @monicaaryaauthor, @theasianallergymom, @indoor_mom, @boymamatimes4, and @ginnyhogan_.
