The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week’s great tweets, threads and other posts from women, and then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups. Sign up for our Funniest Tweets of the Week newsletter here.
This Week's Funniest Tweets
i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good
— jor (@wombpatrol) June 8, 2026
“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.” Thank you, this is why I have a PhD
— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) June 9, 2026
couldn’t remember if I’d taken my adderall this morning or not and then I locked in on Canva in a way that could only be described as medicated
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) June 10, 2026
Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime
— The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo (@shelbyboring) June 6, 2026
very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”
— Ava (@noampomsky) June 9, 2026
i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)
— trash jones (@jzux) June 9, 2026
bunnyrollsdice/Threadsnrdigitalconsulting/Threadsmarysantoracomedy/Threadsjlara424/Threadsthemidlifereframe/Threadsgirouard_wright/Threadskirstenortez/ThreadsWhoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.
— N’wa Mucanyi ?? (@KhananiShingan1) June 10, 2026
Knicks hurry up and win I can’t keep drinking six beers every other day
— the katerion channel ?? ? (@goodluckkat) June 9, 2026
europeans are gonna be smuggling bottles of ranch and packets of taco bell fire sauce on their flights back home.
— Jennifer Begakis (@jenbegakis) June 10, 2026
do i weird you out or have i weirded you in
— hani (@crucifynisis) June 10, 2026
What I mean to say to my neighbor: It is humid outside today. What comes out of my mouth: Goddamn, it’s Mug City out here!!!!
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) June 10, 2026
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