HuffPost Women has compiled the funniest tweets from women for the week of July 4-10, 2026. The collection features sharp wit on everyday frustrations, from airline boarding groups to online menu browsing.
Planes, Sandwiches, and MyChart
Comedian Dani (@cutestsmallest) lamented the proliferation of boarding groups: “every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me.” Meg (@megannn_lynne) confessed to menu planning: “Not now kitten. Mommy’s busy looking at a menu online for a restaurant she might be going to 2 months from now.” Bald Ann Dowd (@ali_sivi) joked about healthcare portals: “once i figure out how to log into mychart i'll be unstoppable.”
Dana Donnelly (@danadonnelly) redefined leftovers: “saved half my sandwich to ‘eat tomorrow’ … turns out tomorrow can be whenever you want actually including thirty minutes after you ate the first half of the sandwich. I’m munching away and yeah it’s looking like a new day has come baby.”
Gmail Unsubscribe and Comms Stress
Mistress Dividend (@mistressdivy) expressed skepticism: “I don’t think the Gmail ‘unsubscribe’ button does literally anything.” Allie (@allie__voss) described the challenge of working in communications: “Working in comms is so difficult because when you’re stress testing ideas you have to think ‘Okay, well what if I were the most insane person alive? Then what could I take issue with?’”
Therapist advice backfired for S (@Shaliiniiiii): “my therapist said ‘what would you tell a friend going through this’ and I said ‘get your shit together’ and she went quiet for a while.”
Autistic Lists and Unscientific Theories
An autistic woman (@FR0TTAGEC0RE) shared a childhood list: “as an autistic child I loved making lists and honestly this one's the funniest.” Anna (@moonbeeaam) offered a theory: “I have an unsubstantiated theory that when people nowadays talk about cortisol and serotonin, it is just as unscientific as when people used to talk about the four humours.”
Grace (@poopandpeegrace) called out Genius Lyrics: “Genius Lyrics is my favorite absolutely unusable website to visit on my mobile phone.”
Soccer, Influencers, and Reading
Addison Raetheon (@ITARviolation) compared soccer to a night out: “soccer too boring. if I wanted to watch a bunch of men walk around for 90 minutes and not score I’d just take my homies to the bar.” Erisha (@ErishaAnn) felt guilty about influencer success: “Sometimes I see influencer videos like this and feel guilty that I didn’t figure out how to retire my parents because what do you mean she monetized herself making a boxed cake.”
Femiiiiii (@femiiiszn) admitted to inconsistent reading habits: “do i love to read? yes. can i also not read for months? also yes.” Kanoa (@heelbitee) offered a soup etymology: “soup is called that bc when u eat it ur so up.”
Blue Man Group and Marathons
Kenzie (@kenzie__xcx) shared a friend’s dating revelation: “my friend is dating a new guy and she goes don’t judge what his old job was…. on my life you would never guess what his previous job was…. a former member of blue man group lmao.” Aliza Tal (@alizathetulpa) planned a marathon sign: “boyfriend is running a marathon so i’m gonna wear a tinfoil hat at the finish line and hold this sign.”
Suki (@soupkis) delivered a romantic twist: “you might be someone’s nothingburger but you’re my everythingbagel.” Sarah (@sarahndipity18) closed with a surreal image: “just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. he's dating margaret qualley.”
