Kids may say the darndest things, but parents post about them in the funniest ways. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms like X, Threads and Bluesky to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch.
This Week's Funniest Parent Quotes
Dadman Standing on X: "Nobody talks about how ridiculous you feel as a parent whose kid is 6'1" when you're 5'10" and you're trying to discipline them during an argument."
Meghan on Threads: "Do you know what I haven't had in forever? Ice cream—my kid, while eating his second popsicle of the day."
Krista on X: "Why ask Siri when your teen knows everything."
Redyellowgreendance on Bluesky: "Parenting is: Finding your missing glasses resting on a Where's Waldo book in your kid's bedroom."
Late to the party Laura on Threads: "I passed Miss 12 a newspaper pointing out that it's like a phone but bigger and you turn the pages."
Lurkin' Mom on X: "It's so hot that I'm drinking the remnants of a Capri Sun I found in my kid's bedroom. I think it's fine, though. Can't be that old. It tastes like it's at least from this summer. I'm pretty sure. Hopefully."
Courtney Ellis on Threads: "My 13yo has discovered pig Latin. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death."
Stay tuned for more laughs next week as parents continue to share the absurdity and joy of raising children.
